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This Blog was the brainchild of Doug and June...as they spend as much time discussing food as just about anything else. I (June) suggested Food Porn as a name for this blog, but he (Doug) thought people would get the wrong idea and be looking for some oddly shaped cucumbers or something like that and I had to agree. So he came up with Food DJ (Food Doug & June) if you couldn't figure it out on your own. But you will find here is some awesome recipes and lovely pictures of food (and possibly the equally lovely Doug eating said food). However just warning you, I believe Doug has an unhealthy preoccupation with bacon. Might I (June)add that I love glossy, scrumptious, food-porn-filled cookbooks? The glossy paper, the photos that ooze calories, the chatty yet suggestive descriptions... ahh I smell sex and bacon.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

The Worst Sexist Ads...the more things change


 
The Worst Sexist Ads...the more things change the more they stay the same... found these and blew me away... not in a good sense either...

You have to laugh at the sheer stupidity..... comment if you want..
all comments are accepted..


female friendly??
 
 
 
only women shop I guess
 
 
 
 
nough said


let him drive?
 

 
really???



preferable female..kitchen???
 
 
big mouth is the name of the beer
 
 
child porn anyone???
 
 
These Vintage Ads are even better......HOLY COW,  Doug!!!
 
 
read
 
 
 
ad for postage meters
 
 
ad for coffee
 
 
ad for vitamins
 
 
simple driving... blonde?
 

yup that's what wives are for!!
 
 
 
 
Its nice to have a girl around the house...
 
 

 
 
 
designed for you..built for your husband
 
 
If you don't buy the sweaters, they will use male models
 
 
douche with Lysol
to save your marriage
 
 

men ask ..is she pretty? not is she clever?
 
 
 


 

 
 
Well I hope you enjoyed this craziness...

FOOD GIFT: Vanilla Sugar


ok so you cant cook..and cant bake..and have no time.. you can still make a homemeade gift!~!



Vanilla sugar makes an excellent baking ingredient. Almost all sweet baked goods, such as cakes, cookies and pies, will benefit from the warm tones that vanilla sugar imparts. Vanilla sugar also adds interest and dimension to breakfast staples like pancakes and waffles. When baking, substitute the regular sugar called for in your recipes  with vanilla sugar, and omit any vanilla extract. You can use it both in the base recipe and in frostings, icings and glazes.

 


Sprinkle vanilla sugar over corn flakes, oatmeal, cream of wheat, or any other basic cereal for a sweet addition to your breakfast. Vanilla goes well with many flavors, so try adding fresh fruit and other toppings that complement the flavor of the vanilla sugar. Fresh berries and vanilla sugar are a classic combination that will turn your routine bowl of oatmeal into a special treat.


Stir some vanilla sugar into your coffee for a new flavor. (Be careful when combining with flavored creamers, though, as too much vanilla can be overpowering and unappealing.) Add vanilla sugar to black or herbal tea, use it instead of regular sugar when making hot cocoa, and add it to cocktails. A bit of vanilla sugar used in your favorite daiquiri recipe will transform it into your signature cocktail. You can even rim the glass in vanilla sugar for an extra touch.
Sprinkle a few teaspoons of vanilla sugar over grapes, strawberries and other fruits that benefit from a little added sweetness. Start with a small amount and add to taste. You can also sprinkle vanilla sugar over a grapefruit half or a few slices of fresh pineapple. Pass the fruits under the broiler for several minutes, just until the sugar starts to caramelize.




Vanilla Sugar
  • 1 vanilla bean, cut in 1-inch pieces
  • 3 cups granulated sugar
Add 1 vanilla bean pieces to the sugar. Cover and let sit for 2 weeks before using or giving as a gift. Do not remove the vanilla bean pieces. Store in an airtight container. Use for baking, cookie decorating, beverages, etc..


sprinkle it on cookies, dust it across french toast and belgian waffles, stir it in hot cocoa, use it in whip cream, use it to rim glasses for a sweet and classy additon to dessert drinks; use vanilla sugar in place of regular sugar when making cutout sugar cookies. The switch has a huge flavor impact in such a simple recipe


Rather than adding vanilla extract vanilla sugar is so much more heavenly; mix our vanilla sugar with cinnamon, nutmeg, lavender, and a tad bit of salt for a wonderful cinnamon and sugar blend to top toast, oatmeal or anything else.  Vanilla sugar is great on berries that are macerating in sugar to extract their liquid for an added depthness.

use it to make “hot vanilla” (hot milk with vanilla sugar and extract)

add some to leftover rice with a splash of cream for a quickie bowl of rice pudding



 

FOOD GIFT: Cheese Straws for Gift Giving...yum yum yum




These are yummy to eat with soup, salad, or as a snack.. and if you can part with them a great gift!


Cheese Straws


  • 1 tablespoon(s) paprika
  • 1/2 teaspoon(s) ground red pepper (cayenne)
  • 1/4 teaspoon(s) ground nutmeg
  • Salt
  • 1 package(s) (17.25 ounces) frozen puff pastry sheets, thawed as label directs
  • 1 large egg white, lightly beaten
  • 8 ounce(s) aged Gouda or Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese, room temperature, finely shredded (2 cups)
  • Grease 2 large cookie sheets. In small bowl, combine paprika, ground red pepper, nutmeg, and 1/4 teaspoon salt.
  • Unfold 1 puff pastry sheet. On lightly floured surface, with floured rolling pin, roll pastry into 14-inch square. Lightly brush with some egg white. Sprinkle half of paprika mixture on pastry. Sprinkle half of Gouda on half of pastry. Fold pastry over to cover cheese, forming rectangle. With rolling pin, lightly roll over pastry to seal layers together. With knife, cut pastry crosswise into 1/2-inch-wide strips.
  • Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Place two-thirds of strips, 1 inch apart, on 1 cookie sheet, twisting each to form spiral and pressing ends against cookie sheet to prevent strips from uncurling. Place remaining strips on second cookie sheet; set aside. (Do not crowd; strips puff while baking.) Bake first sheet of strips 15 to 20 minutes or until golden. With spatula, transfer to rack to cool.
  • Meanwhile, repeat with remaining pastry, egg white, paprika mixture, and Gouda, placing one-third of strips on second cookie sheet; bake as above. When first cookie sheet is cool, wash and grease again; use to bake remaining two-thirds strips. (For even cooking, bake only 1 sheet of strips at a time.) Store in tightly sealed container up to 3 days.



  • Tips & Techniques
    To do ahead, prepare pastry strips as above, but do not bake. Place pastry strips on 2 greased cookie sheets, 1/2 inch apart, and twist each into a spiral. Cover loosely with plastic wrap, and freeze until firm, at least 4 hours or overnight. Place frozen cheese straws in freezer-weight container or storage bag; return to freezer. When ready to bake, preheat oven to 375 degrees. Place frozen cheese straws on greased cookie sheets, 1 inch apart, and bake without thawing, in 3 batches, 15 to 20 minutes per batch or until golden. Cool as above.

     

    FOOD GIFT: Chocolate Dipped Pretzels for Gift Giving...you get to eat your mistakes

    Delight family and friends with homemade treats that are fast, frugal, and festive...and so easy kids can do it with you... if you can stand it (don't expect any Norman  Rockwell moments..lol)

    This is such a cool idea...for the person giving the gift and the person receiving it..nothing is better than getting a home made gift...and nothing is more gratifying than making someone special happy with a hand made gift...especially if you can eat it!!!


     Chocolate-Dipped Pretzels

    These pretzels are easy to make to give as a gift. Dip them a day ahead, and pack them in a box lined with waxed paper. Don't forget to add a note, that pretzels are best eaten within a week!

     
      
    8 ounce(s) milk chocolate, broken into pieces
    27 (8-inch long) pretzel rods
    Flaked coconut and/or green, red, and white sprinkles (for topping)
     




  • Place chocolate in microwave-safe measuring cup or mug. Heat, covered with waxed paper, in microwave on High 1 to 2 minutes or until chocolate is almost melted, stirring occasionally until smooth.
  • Meanwhile, place each topping choice on separate sheet of waxed paper or on individual plates.
  • Holding 1 pretzel rod at a time, dip in melted chocolate, tipping cup to cover about half of rod with chocolate. Allow excess chocolate to drip off pretzel back into cup. Immediately sprinkle coated pretzel with choice of topping. Carefully place coated pretzel rod in pie plate or shallow bowl, leaning uncoated portion on edge.
  • Repeat with remaining pretzels (try to keep pretzels from touching one another in pie plate), and refrigerate about 20 minutes to set coating. Store pretzels in tightly sealed container, with waxed paper between layers, at room temperature up to 1 week.
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    Chocolate Covered Bacon... Mouth Orgy!!





    I love chocolate. (Who doesn’t). And, I love bacon. (Who doesn’t)?  It's a virtual orgy in your mouth..AND if you are comtemplating eating chocolate covered bacon...PLEASE.. don;t talk to me about calories or cholesterol... but if you use dark chocolate does  it cancel out??

    Do you know someone who would savor this..and drool at the very though??  I do!




    Chocolate Covered Bacon

    Bacon

    Chocolate (you can use  semi-sweet chips but you can also use a chopped up bar or baking chocolate)

    How much? First, however much bacon you want. A half pound; a full pound, whatever. Whatever kind of bacon you like. Thick sliced works better and smoked bacon gives the best taste. But “store brand” bacon did just fine for a first attempt.

    And then start off with about a cup of chocolate for a half pound, maybe a cup and a half for a full pound. (If you’re using chocolate chips you can start a bit low and then add more).

    Cut the bacon strips in half. Fry the bacon either in a skillet where you can keep it flat or on a cookie sheet and parchment paper in the oven at about 375. Get it as well done as you want although you might want to avoid the level of crispiness where it shatters. Drain and cool on paper towels.

    Set up a double boiler— you can use  a small metal mixing bowl in a sauce pan of simmering water. Put in the chocolate and let it melt stirring as it softens. Or, you could melt it in the microwave.

     Put the melted chocolate in a flat bottom dish and dip the bacon into it. Put the bacon either on parchment paper or a cooling rack with a silicone mat underneath.



    Transfer the chocolate coated bacon to the fridge for about a half hour. Then enjoy the smokey, chocolaty, sweet, salty goodness that caresses your palate and makes your mouth happy!



    36 Days till Christmas..eat this..Italian sloppy joes

     
     
     
    Italian Style Sloppy Joes
     
    1 lb ground beef chuck
    2 links Italian pork sausage, casing removed
    1 cup finely chopped onions (2 medium)
    1/2 cup finely chopped green bell pepper
    3/4 cup finely chopped mushrooms
    2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 teaspoon pepper
    1 1/3 cups marinara sauce
    2/3 cup barbecue sauce
    4 large burger buns, split

    Heat 10-inch skillet over medium heat. In large bowl, mix together beef and pork; add to skillet. Add onions, bell pepper, mushrooms, garlic, salt and pepper; mix well. Cook, stirring frequently, until beef and pork are no longer pink and vegetables until tender.

    Stir in marinara and barbecue sauces. Heat to boiling. Reduce heat to medium-low to low; simmer 10 to 15 minutes or until thickened.

    Serve beef-pork mixture in buns

    Any type of tomato pasta sauce can be substituted for the marinara sauce. 
              
    Chopping the vegetables in a food processor can save lots of time and make the vegetable pieces small enough that picky eaters may not even notice them.



    serve with:

    Caesar Salad

  • 1 tablespoon olive oil
  • 1/2 teaspoon minced garlic
  • 1 cup bread, cut in 1/2-inch cubes
  • 3 hearts romaine lettuce
  • 1/2 cup Caesar Dressing, recipe follows (or use a favorite bottled Caesar Dressing)
  • 1/2 cup shaved Parmesan

  •  
    n a large skillet heat the olive oil over medium heat. Add the garlic and bread cubes, tossing well to coat with oil. Toast in the skillet for 7 minutes until golden.
    Tear the romaine hearts into bite size pieces. Toss with the Caesar Dressing making sure to coat all the leaves generously. Garnish with shaved Parmesan and the garlic croutons.



    Caesar Dressing:


    3 anchovy fillets, finely chopped
    1 tablespoon finely chopped capers
    1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
    1 egg yolk
    1 teaspoon minced garlic
    3/4 cup vegetable oil
    1 tablespoon red wine vinegar
    1 tablespoon lemon juice
    1/4 cup heavy cream
    Kosher salt
    In a medium bowl mix together the anchovy fillets, capers, mustard, egg yolk, and garlic. While whisking vigorously add the vegetable oil in a slow, steady stream. Whisk in the red wine vinegar and lemon juice. Stir in the heavy cream and season, to taste, with the salt.
    Will keep for several days stored in the refrigerator in an airtight container.
    Yield: 1 cup



    dessert:
    cheese of your choice and grapes

    serve with a nice Chianti

    Salute

     

    FOOD GIFT in a Jar.. Easy & Delicious Gifts part I


    Gifts in a jar! These frugal consumable gifts feature, cookie ingredients, holiday beverage mixes, baking mixes or bean soup fixings layered in a glass canning jar, or Mason jar.  Mason jar recipes make easy homemade Christmas gifts. Topped with a colorful fabric circle and a free printable gift tag, they're a welcome holiday treat.





    Blueberry Muffin Mix in a Jar

  • 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 3/4 to 1 cup dried blueberries

  • Pour sugar into a 1-quart wide-mouth canning jar.
    Sift together the flour, baking powder, soda and salt; pour half into the jar. Put the dried blueberries into a small lightweight plastic bag; tie or seal and cut off excess bag end, if necessary.* Add remaining flour mixture. Screw lid on and add a tag with instructions, or tuck instructions into the jar.
    *You can add the dried blueberries right into the mixture without the bag, but they tend to sink into the dry ingredients. The bag will give the mix more of a "layered" look. Instructions for muffins. (include with jar)



    Wild Dried Blueberry Muffins

    2 eggs
    4 ounces melted butter
    1 cup milk or buttermilk
    1 teaspoon vanilla
    1 jar blueberry muffin mix with dried blueberries
    Whisk together the eggs, butter, milk or buttermilk, and vanilla. With a wooden spoon, stir in blueberry muffin mix just until dry ingredients are moistened.
    Spoon batter into greased muffin pans, filling each muffin cup about 3/4 full. If desired, sprinkle tops with sugar or cinnamon sugar. Bake at 375° for about 25 minutes.

    Makes 18 to 24 muffins, depending on size of muffin cups.




    S'Mores In A Jar! What could be better? Combining the flavors of the familiar campfire treat with the seasonal sweetness of Peeps ® brand marshmallow candies, this recipe creates easy holiday gifts in a jar for all occasions. Choose your Peeps to match the season!
    This gifts in a jar recipe is easy enough for children to make. To create this Mason jar gift, you'll layer crushed graham crackers, Marshmallow Peeps, brown sugar and chocolate pieces in a clear glass canning jar.

    1 canning jar, quart-size with lid and ring
    1 sleeve graham crackers (about 10 crackers or 1 1/2 cups of crushed crackers)
    1 large package seasonal peeps ® brand marshmallow candies
    1⁄3 cup brown sugar, packed
    1 1⁄4 cup chocolate chips or seasonal m&ms brand milk chocolate candies
     
    1. Place graham crackers in a zipper freezer food storage bag. Use a rolling pin or meat tenderizer to crush crackers into crumbs. (You'll need about 1 1/2 cup of crushed crumbs: one "sleeve" of graham crackers, or about 10 whole crackers equals 1 1/2 cup when crushed.)
    2. Place graham cracker crumbs into quart-sized canning jar. Use a meat tenderizer to pack crumbs tightly into the bottom of the jar.
    3. Place Peeps candies against the glass on all sides of the canning jar. Press lightly to create a well in the center of the jar. (You'll use approximately 2/3rds of the package; our Halloween recipe used 6 of a 9-pack package of Ghost Peeps.)
    4. Add brown sugar to the space in the center of the Peeps, pressing gently to pack.
    5. Gently add chocolate chips or M&Ms to the top of the canning jar. Seal jar with lid and sealer ring.
    6. Embellish jar with fabric circle, ribbon or raffia.
    7. Print a printable gift tag, or create your own tag with the recipe below



    S'Mores In A Jar Recipe

    Empty jar into large bowl. Remove marshmallows and combine remaining ingredients, mixing well.
    Snip marshmallows into small pieces with scissors. Return to bowl; stir into dry mix.
    Melt 1/2 cup butter, and add melted butter, 1 teaspoon vanilla extract and 1/3rd cup buttermilk to bowl. Mix well.
    Press lightly into greased 9-by-9 inch pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 15 minutes.




    Cranberry Hootycreeks

    Pretty, festive and easy to make, Cranberry Hootycreeks make a welcome holiday cookie-in-a-jar gift.
    Dried cranberries and white chocolate chips give a seasonal spin to these chunky oatmeal cookies.
    To make, you'll layer flour mix with oats, dried cranberries, white chocolate chips and chopped nuts for a pretty jar gift; we make it easy with a free printable gift tag!

    1 1⁄8 cup sifted flour, all-purpose
    1⁄2 teaspoon baking soda
    1⁄2 teaspoon salt
    1⁄2 cup rolled oats, uncooked
    1⁄3 cup granulated sugar
    1⁄3 cup brown sugar, packed
    1 cup dried cranberries
    1⁄2 cup white chocolate baking chips
    1⁄2 cup walnuts or pecans, chopped
     
     
    Sift flour before measuring. In a small bowl, combine flour, baking soda and salt.
    Layer 1/2 the flour mixture in the bottom of a 1-quart canning jar, then add oats to the jar. Continue layering the remaining ingredients: flour mixture, granulated sugar, brown sugar (tamp tightly), dried cranberries, white chocolate baking chips, and chopped nuts.
    Seal the jar, print and attach a printable gift tag. Or, hand-write recipe tag from the recipe below



    Cranberry Hootycreeks Recipe
    Preheat oven to 350°F. Grease cookie sheet or line with parchment paper.

    In a medium bowl, beat together 1/2 cup 
softened butter, 1 egg and 1 teaspoon vanilla 
until fluffy. Add contents of jar, and mix until 
well blended.
    
Drop rounded tablespoons onto the prepared cookie sheet. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes, until 
edges start to brown.
    Cool on wire rack. 

    Makes 18-24 cookies.



    Sand Art Brownies

    Sand Art Brownies are easy to make gift in a jar and oh, so pretty! Layered cocoa, brown sugar, chocolate chips and pecans make this Mason jar recipe extra-special.

    1 wide-mouth quart (4-cup) canning jar
    2⁄3 teaspoons salt
    1 1⁄8 cup sifted flour, all purpose, divided
    1⁄3 cup cocoa powder
    2⁄3 cups brown sugar
    2⁄3 cups sugar
    1⁄2 cup chocolate chips
    1⁄2 cup white chocolate chips
    1⁄2 cup walnuts or pecans
     
     Wash, rinse and dry canning jars.
    Sift flour before measuring. Layer ingredients as follows:
    2/3 t. salt
    5/8 c. flour
    1/3 c. cocoa powder
    1/2 c. flour
    2/3 c. brown sugar
    2/3 c. sugar
    1/2 c. chocolate chips
    1/2 c. white chocolate chips
    1/2 c. walnuts
     Close jars with lids and rings.[Hint for FoodSaver brand vacuum sealer owners: use the jar sealing attachment to seal jars for longer storage.]
     Cut appropriate amount of 7-inch circles from cotton fabric. Top each jar with fabric circle, and tie with ribbon.
    Attach a printable gift tag, or create your own tag using the recipe below.
     
     
    Sand Art Brownies Recipe
     
    1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease one 9x9 baking pan.
    2. Pour the contents of the jar into a large bowl and mix well.
    3. Stir in 1 teaspoon vanilla, 2/3 cup vegetable oil and 3 eggs. Beat until just combined.
    4. Pour the batter into the prepared pan and bake at 350 degrees for 20 to 25 minutes.